Some days, I really am quite jealous of all of you small-busted ladies. I haven’t been small-busted since I was, like, 12 years old. I don’t even remember what it feels like. And as a member of the Big T-tty Committee (if not acting-president), I cannot go without a bra. It’s my body, my choice, absolutely. And I’m saying that I would feel uncomfortable out in public without a bra. I would feel sloppy. But everyone else? Do what you want, I don’t care. But if you’re built like Kendall Jenner and you’re going on and on about how you hate bras, I am going to roll my eyes a little bit. Kendall wrote an essay on her subscription website about “Free the Nipple” and how going braless is her jam. Some highlights:
“I really don’t see what the big deal is with going braless. I think it’s cool and I really just don’t care! It’s sexy, it’s comfortable and I’m cool with my breasts. That’s it!”
“It’s also a fun way to show off my different nipple rings. [Jewelry designer] Jacquie Aiche made me a couple of pieces that are really sick, like a pair of angel wings. I think people are obsessed with the topic because it seems so unexpected of me. My sisters were honestly shocked that I did it. I was going through a period in my life, having a rough time, being a rebel and was like ‘Let’s just do it.’ I wanted to get the piercing for so long before Kylie. She did hers and then everyone thought I copied her,” she said.
However, she admitted that Kylie almost put her off getting it done after she revealed how much it had hurt, but she later said it “wasn’t that bad” adding: “I guess I have a super high pain tolerance!”
[From Kendall’s app via Fox News]
So, Kendall wanted to get pierced before Kylie but Kylie did it first and now Kendall is saying that Kylie copied her? Sister dramz. Mega-dramz. I do think it seems out-of-character for Kendall to not only go braless, but to get her nipples pierced. Kendall seems so straight-arrow, so white bread, so much the “rule-follower.” Oh well, it’s her body and she can do whatever she wants. I do think that when she gets older, she’ll probably have some regrets about not wearing bras though. What am I saying? If her girls ever start to sag, her family has a plastic surgeon on speed dial.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.