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Fiona Apple’s new album, Fetch the Bolt Cutters, is coming out on April 17th!! [JustJared]
Is Kim Kardashian trying to free Joe Exotic? [Starcasm]
Aishwarya Rai’s best red carpet moments of the 2010s. [RCFA]
Dakota Johnson & Chris Martin are isolating together. [LaineyGossip]
There is meaning behind the knitwear of Star Trek: Picard. [Tom & Lorenzo]
Whoopi Goldberg has had enough of Bernie Sanders. [Pajiba]
I was relieved by the lack of April Fools Day jokes. [Dlisted]
New Yorkers are snitching on each other about social distancing. [Jezebel]
Rest in peace, Adam Schlesinger. [Towleroad]