When it comes to epic Teen Mom love stories … well, there’s really not a lot there, huh?

A lot of people think that Chelsea Houska and Cole DeBoer have had a fairy tale romance, and that’s fair.

Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney seem stable enough, and Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra have been together for most of their lives at this point.

But other than those couples, there aren’t really any solid relationships in the entire franchise.

And even when you go through those scraps, nobody does love quite as badly as Jenelle Evans.

So it really shouldn’t come as any surprise that she and husband David Eason are on the outs yet again …

1. It’s a Love Story(ish)

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Jenelle and David have been married for three whole years, and honestly it’s been one nightmare after another.

2. Baby Just Say No

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Jenelle’s called 911 twice (that we know of) because she was afraid of him — in one of the calls, she claimed he’d pushed her down so hard she thought he’d broken her collarbone.

3. Ugh

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David has been accused multiple times of abusing the kids, particularly Kaiser, and Jenelle’s been accused of neglecting them.

4. RIP Nugget

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Oh, and remember when David brutally killed Jenelle’s dog, Nugget? Of course you do. You’ll never forget it.

5. Gone

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All of that is just scratching the surface on this house of horrors, but right around a year ago, Jenelle actually managed to make a good decision — she left him.

6. Memories

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She wasn’t playing around with it, either. She packed up and moved herself and the kids to Nashville, and she got a restraining order against David after claiming in court that she feared for her life.

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